i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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