He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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