How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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