I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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