its not stalking. its research.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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