Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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