just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
