If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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