physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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