I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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