I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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