just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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