I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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