what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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