is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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