I want to stick my p in your. b.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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