found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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