talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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