I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just made out with a guy for $7.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize