dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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