You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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