Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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