im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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