Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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