Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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