I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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