Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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