we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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