oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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