defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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