is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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