just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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