it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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