i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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