if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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