apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I have fence marks all over my body
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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