So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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