My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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