Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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