He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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