Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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