I heard we made out
there's paper in my vomit.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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