There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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