I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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