dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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