It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
