no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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