dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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