He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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