when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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