I heard we made out
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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