Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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