week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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