I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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