The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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