I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
