Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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