why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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