It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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