Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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